Why do our lovers get better looking and richer after they dump us?
Why do women wait until last call, or on the way to your car to tell
you they have a lover?
Can you throw attitude if nobody is willing to catch it?
Where are all the rich lesbians?
Why do women get into celibacy after you move in with them?
How come dykes call every woman they ever dated, even once, an "ex"?
How about a really honest personal ad? "Enlightened, non-smoking,
financially secure woman looking for same or will forego all of the
above for a really cute lesbian."
Just how many of us have taken a woman`s studies class hoping to find
When will the Music become the focus of a Women`s Music festival?
How come the lover who couldn`t dance becomes Paula Abdul when she
Doesn`t S & M really mean "stand & model"?
Anybody else have a hard time figuring out that it`s over? (Last time
I didn't have a clue until she started taking someone else to our
couple's therapy sessions)
Ever notice that the more women you pack into a space the less chance
that you will find a date there?
Remember when your bedroom didn`t have to look like an appliance warehouse
for you to be thought of as good in bed?
Why hasn`t anybody found a sexier name for dental dams?
Wouldn`t it be great if we knew that the women we have slept with
would never tell their future lovers what we were like in bed?
Has any good ever come from a drunken 3 a.m. call to an ex?
When will lesbians learn that you can`t keep an affair a secret if
you take your new girlie to the town`s only gay bar?
When will dykes who ditch you stop using the insincere offer of friendship
as a lovely parting gift?
Why is it that the same women who maul you in public won't touch you
Why does our biggest fight of the year always have to occur during
Isn`t that woman who is after you now the same one who wouldn't even
talk to you when you were single?
How come you only run into your ex on laundry day or after a car wreck?
Now that so many stright women look gay, won`t lesbians who claim
to be straight-acting be immediately recognizable as lesbians?
How come denial gets such a bad
Does it mean we are commitment phobic just because we refuse to give
her the spare house keys on the first date?
What is butch? Is the butch the one who hogs the remote control and
flips channels non-stop?
Couldn`t you just die when you ask her what went wrong and she goes
on and on?
.... or you ask her who she`s seeing now and she goes on and on?
Is there anything more heart wrenching than seeing an ex wearing something
that you gave her while she is with another woman? (Even ten years
after the breakup)
How many women who say they are in an open relationship have partners
who know they are in an open relationship?
If you are planning any activity during which you do not want to be
interrupted, feed the cat first.