No more than three serious failures allowed:

Alive, and breathing?
Do you dress reasonably well?
Wash your clothes regulary?
Wash yourself regularly?
Brush your teeth?

Have a positive goal in life?
have a job, or are in school?
Have common sense?
Are kind?
Have a brain?
Have a home?
Pay your rent/mortgage?
Have friends?
Not do serious drugs?
Not addicted to serious drugs?
Able to read and write?
Have a moral structure? (not necessarily mine, but one in general...)
Practice safe sex?
Monogamous after a relationship becomes serious?
Have a conscience?
Respect yourself and others?
Not wishy-washy all the time?
Not infected with any sexually transmitted diseases?
HIV negative?
Prefer women?
Truthful about your life and your lifestyle?
Not currently obsessed with someone else?
Not an obsessive person?
Not pushy about your religious views?
Not boring?
Have some kind of organization system to your house, apartment, life.
Have good taste in music?
Can you relate to people?
Do you know how to dance?
Do you know how to dance well?
Do you abhor people who try to change you?
Have a car?
Not have really offensive friends?
Live away from home?
Are you over 25?
Are you over 25 mentally?
Are you usually a non-violent person?
Are you culturally educated?
Are you not too mushy in bed?
Are you not overly aggressive in bed?
Do you understand that sex is not an expected requirement in a relationship?
Are you able to take no for an answer?
Can you put up with PMS?
Can you open up to someone when it is appropriate?
Are you attractive, and sexy?
Are you sensual?
Are you free of any criminal record?
Are you law abiding, or at least polite?
Not sexist?
Not racist?
Not a criminal?
Do you have a sense of humour?
Do you have a good sense of humour?
Are you pro-choice? (Pro-life is OK, but pro-choice is important.)
Do you like children?
Do you like animals?
Do you like nature?
Do you like to cook?
Do you enjoy your own company?
Are you romantic?
Do you remember dates, and anniversaries?
Do you occasionally give gifts?
Are you willing to discuss a problem in a relationship when there are problems?
Do you wear decent underwear?
Do you like to go to the theatre?
Do you like old movies?
Do you like avant-guard movies?
Do you have a good relationship with your parents? (or at least a resolved one)
Do you know yourself pretty well?
Do you like yourself?
Are you not an abusive person?
Are you not suicidal?
Are you able to accept bisexuality and homosexuality?
Are you politically and socially informed?
Are you Spiritual?
Do you like to laugh, and play?
Are you occasionally emotional?
Do you have an open mind?
Do you care about your looks?
Are you well mannered?
Do you have good table manners, chew with your mouth closed, et cetera....
Do you open doors for a lady, etc...
Are you able to take initiative?
Are you patient?
Are you diverse?
Do you read novels, poetry, literature?
Are you discreet about your sexual stories, history?
Are you a night person?
Do you not have any disgusting sexual fetishes? (feet, dirt, urine, et cetera)
Are you not afraid of commitment?

Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three...
one to change the
lightbulb and 2 to
process the experience.

Four... One to change it and three to organize the potluck.

Seven.. One to change it, three to organise the potluck, and three to film an empowering documentary.

Eight... One to change it, three to organize the potluck, three to film an empowering documentary, and one to write a folksong about the experience.

This could go on...
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